Thank You, Potential Constituents.

May 20, 2005, 03:44 pm

You know how there are those "informative" posters about safety, minimum wage, &c. that employers are required to post in public places? If elected, I would require employers to put up cooler posters, like Led Zepplin or Nirvana.

But not that poster of John Belushi wearing the "COLLEGE" sweatshirt from Animal House. Also, no Bob Marley posters. That shit's tired, yo.