Teenage Humliation.
January 08, 2004, 03:22 pmWhen I was a junior in high school, I went through this phase where I loved Pop Tarts. Specifically, I regularly enjoyed the Brown Sugar Cinnamon iced kind. I had developed this routine where before I would go to bed, I would toast some pop tarts and go to bed and read.
At the same time, I also went through a phase where I was sleeping naked. I'm not sure what prompted me, but I thought that I'd give it a shot.
One night, I'd toasted my pop tarts, walked upstairs to my room, and disrobed. As I was climbing into bed, pop tarts in hand, my dad opens the door to inform me that I had a phone call.
I have no idea how this was possible, and I have no recollection of the phone ringing. But somehow my dad was in my room, while I was naked... and holding pop tarts. I'm not sure what he thought, but I'm sure it was something like, “What the fuck?!” We've never spoken of it.