[suzanne], you're all that I wanted of a girl

January 08, 2002, 04:29 pm

It's unfortunate that you don't see headlines like this anymore. My favorite part of the article is this:

Nothing So Strange stars Steve Sires, a professional Bill Gates impersonator, as the Microsoft chairman.

Also, this is damn funny. I especially like the comments about The War on Drugs. Ha.

Another of my lifelong goals has been completed: I saw Spinal Tap in the theater! Thank you, Baxter Avenue Theater! I've never heard Stonehenge sound so rockin'!



On New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, we ate at Fazoli's. It was okay, except that there was this psycho girl on bread duty. She was stalking us and would jump out and loudly proclaim, "Bread!" Damn. It was scary.

And just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, Jesse asks, "Is she French or something?" Damn.



The holidays have totally fucked me up. I've been staying-up and sleeping-in way too late. But I'm getting my shit together, slowly but surely.

Jerkface will likely come home tonight, along with Fritz: el gato es muy gordo. Hopefully, things will start to become somewhat routine again.

And there are still so many things I need to put here. Damn, I've been lazy.