i'll play my la-la shit for you anytime

January 03, 2002, 02:55 pm

We were really bored the Friday before New Year's, so we decided to waste the day playing flash games on Seasame Street's website. And we were playing Oscar the Grouch's game.

Here are my complaints. The game's little intro shows a garbage truck backing up to Oscar's garbage can and then a bunch of junk comes out of the truck and into the can. Alright, the kids playing this game can't be that stupid! Garbage trucks don't put stuff into garbage cans, they take stuff out of them, damnit!

Also, you sort all the stuff and Oscar faints niceness only so that you'll keep sorting his junk for him. Jerk. He says, Nice job, you sorted all the junk. And you think, Yeah, I did do a pretty good job. But then, just when you think it's safe, he says, Wait -- here comes some more! And more junk arrives for you to sort. I tell you, Oscar the Grouch is running a Junk Sorting Sweatshop and exploiting the sorting labor of our children! Bastard.



My cow-orker just said, heh, i did a search for satanism for dummies, and the first result was "Windows XP for Dummies". And that is fucking funny.



I am so fucking pissed: britney spears covers of "I Love Rock'n'Roll" and "Satisfaction (I can't get no)". (fucking jerks) What is this world coming to?



My sister made me this excellent mixCD that included, among other awesome songs, Velocity Girl's Pop Loser. And I could've sworn that the line that goes:

i'll play along / i'll shoot for you anytime / la la la la la
and I thought it was really:
i'll play my la-la shit for you anytime / la la la la la
I like my version better, damnit.



I really need to write about New Year's and a million other things, but there's time for that later.