girls aren't impressed by accidental self-mutilation

November 30, 2001, 02:12 pm

This and this are the kinds of things that jerkface mails me.

In fact, after mailing me those images, he admitted to dressing up guinea pigs with his sister as a kid. He recalled putting them in dresses, making them wear glasses, etc. I guess if you knew jerkface, it'd seem a whole lot funnier.



Today, I went to my last American Government class because I thought we were going to get a study guide for our last test; I thought wrong. Apparently, the teacher gave them out on Wednesday, and if I wanted one, I had to get one outside her office.

So after class, I wandered around campus until I found the PolySci building. I found my teacher's office and was un-thumb-tacking the stack of study guides when this girl who is apparently in my class and incredibly cute walks up to me. I smiled at her and wasn't really watching what I was doing when I fumbled with the tack and stabbed it into my freaking thumb! I said, Jesus! and dropped the tack on the ground. She said something that I didn't really hear because I was freaked out and nervous and just stabbed myself. She picked up the tack and handed it to me; I said, Thank you and handed her a study guide. Then she left.

While I was re-thumb-tacking the study guides, I was thinking, Damn, that girl was incredibly cute! I wonder what the hell she said!. And I saw her when I was walking back to my car, but I didn't say anything. Now I feel so incredibly stupid for not talking to her more when she was right there in front of me.



I have been listening to this over and over and over again.



Soon, Jesse and I will be on the road to columbus to visit my sister, where Jesse will learn how much of a dork I really am 'cause I know almost all the lyrics to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.