Crushing My Brain

June 21, 2001, 10:39 am

Every once in a while, I get these emails addressed to one of my older email accounts (that's forwarded to newer accounts) with the Subject: Somebody has a crush on you, From: CrushMaster@CrushLink.com. They are driving me insane. I checked out the site and the way it works is Burpface types in the names and email addresses of people that he has a crush on and Snackyhead types in the names and email address of people she has a crush on and if Burpface and Snackyhead have each other on their lists, then something happens (like an explosion or a worm hole or maybe an angel gets their wings).

It's driving me nuts.

But what's upsetting is that I'll probably never know, because there's no way that I'm going to ever put in a list of girls that I think might have put me on their list. What if I was right? That could be really embarassing or something.

Actually, I have several good ideas for who it could be, but they aren't girls that I'm interested in dating. Too annoying or they live too far away from me or they're too young or something. But wait, I'm way to 31337 for this... I'm going to make another “Crush Person” and put my email address on this “Fake Crush Person's” list and put the “Fake Crush Person's” email address on my list and see what happens.

Or maybe I'll just forget about it.

UPDATE!!! I played around with the crush-crapulence and I'm not going to worry about it. I found out that I have two (2) people that have crushes on me (how flattering!) and I know who one of them is. Bah!

TOTALLY UNRELATED!!! The other day, my coworker Donk and I were looking at DrPepper.com; they have a really hilarious History section that includes some of the past slogans including: